Let’s get down to business
To cast the roles
Did they sent my toneless
When I asked for pros?
You’re the saddest bunch
I’ve ever heard
But you can bet before we’re through
Mister, I’ll make a voice out of you.
Quiet as a mouse
But a crescendo within
Once you find your muse
You are sure to win
You’re a spineless, pale
Pathetic lot
And you haven’t got a clue
Somehow I’ll make voice out you
I’m never gonna catch my breath
Say good-bye to those who liked me
Boy, was it bogus to quit chorus
This guy’s got ‘em scared to death
Hope she doesn’t not choose me
Now I really wish that I knew how to sing
(Be a man)
You must be skilled as the voice actors
(Be a man)
With all the voice of a suited role
(Be a man)
With all the strength of a confident soul
Amazing as the character you play
Time is racing toward you
Till the role is claimed
Heed my every order
And you might be saved
You’re unsuited for
Your voice is poor
So give up, go away
You’re through
How could I have thought of casting you
(Be a man)
You must be skilled as the voice actors
(Be a man)
With all the voice of a suited role
( Be a man)
With all the strength of a confident soul
Amazing as the character you play
(Be a man)
You must be skilled as the voice actors
With all the voice of a suited role
With all the strength of a confident soul
Amazing as the character you play
So originally, instead of “Be a man” I wanted it to say “Broadway Attorney” but that wasn’t really working out because I couldn’t find and instrumental with the “Be a man” part cut out. This is meant to be an example for the lovely cast and a thing to get you shy folks to try and audition.
We’re nice people here.
I know I said “Did they send me toneless when I asked for pros” but that was just a rhyme. Shhh. Just audition. I’m toneless too
